Fun With Jerseys

I was reading a blog and stumbled across a story where a Lions fan was getting a Christmas gift from his father.  Here it is:

So it got me to thinking: what other jerseys would be fun to have?  I have a few thoughts:

First, Plaxico Burress apparently checked into the hospital under the name Harris Smith.  Behold:

And for his partner:

There's gotta be more out there.  Let's get creative, people.