Sunday, November 23, 2008

I'm a Nuggnut

Sweet baby Jesus, I've never wanted Chicken McNuggets more than I do right now.  TV ads don't normally work on me, but I'll be damned if I don't get at least a 10 piece tomorrow.  5 dipped in barbeque sauce, 5 dipped in sweet and sour.  McDonald's has broken my will to resist bad advertising.  

The worst McNuggets commercial is the one where it's the R&B singer singing about how his girl brought Mickey D's home and she won't share her Nuggets.  Let me tell you something: if that was my girl coming to my house and flaunting her Nuggets without sharing, I'd toss her ass back out into the rain and lock the door until she came back with some Nuggets for me.  That's some bullsquat right there.  And that's why I love Jen- she would never, ever do that to me.

And while I'm at it, you know what annoys the hell out of me?  People who moan when they eat in commercials.  NOBODY DOES THAT IN REAL LIFE!!  This isn't Whe Harry Met Sally.  Stop making noises like you've just tracked down a gazelle in the wild.  Good Lord, Grammie doesn't even make that kind of noise whilst destroying chicken bones, so I think you can manage a McNugget in silence.

And no, I'm not even high right now.  And neither is this guy:


3 comments:

Inexorable I said...

Great win by the Jets. They're playing really well. When I made my picks I was really close to taking them.

Quick question though... and this is getting way ahead as I know there is still a lot of football to go, but...

If both the Giants and Jets have home field advantage in the playoffs and make it to the Conference Championship games... do they have a double header at the Meadowlands?

I wonder how that would work out.

=M= said...

Someone asked that on a Jets board. Apparently, they would put one game on Saturday, and the other on Sunday. I'm praying this has to happen.

=M= said...

Oh- and I had my McNuggets today. They were fantastic.