OK, let's try this out.
My head is quite thick this morning. Note to self: do not drink mass quantities of shots and beers on a Sunday night with people half your age unless you have previously scheduled a vacation day for the following Monday.
On a brighter note, at least Jen puked. Hey Jen - how's about a little hair of the dog??? The alcohol has clouded my memory a tad.....was there a monetary wager on who would be the drinking champion? Perhaps a rematch will be in order on Wednesday. You up for that Steph?
I will be spending my day toiling at the salt mines of all things plumbing and air conditioning while the rest of you losers are lying around nursing your hangovers and eating Patio doughnuts. You all suck. Alot.
3:25 P.M. Update:
Ok, I have been informed that Steph is still in bed????????????????????
W.
T.
F.
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Listen, children, if your 45 year old uncle can have his butt out of bed and at work ON TIME then there's absolutely no reason for you to be still in bed 14 hours after the binge-fest.
OK??
Oh, and for the record, you started it, Jen. I was there.
Just sayin' .....
And Bill - who the heck eats ice cream at 1:30 in the morning after drinking like a sailor all night??
4 comments:
Haha, that was awesome. Great first post. I think Steph won the battle, but Jen won the war...
For the record, I was up around 11am, ate a bowl of cereal, showered, walked to the patio ate a donut, chicken fingers and fries, went on a bike ride, watched Mike & Matt play tennis, and went to a nutrition seminar.
I did issue the challenge, after Steph said she could drink more in passing.
btw -- Awesome first post Uncle John.
" I think Steph won the battle, but Jen won the war..."
Agreed. Whole heartedly.
"For the record, I was up around 11am, ate a bowl of cereal, showered, walked to the patio ate a donut, chicken fingers and fries, went on a bike ride, watched Mike & Matt play tennis, and went to a nutrition seminar."
I give you credit for that. If you think about it, though, it's probably because you 'purged' the demons from your system last night, and everyone else had to filter them out the normal way.
"I did issue the challenge, after Steph said she could drink more in passing."
OK, I'll give you that one for now, at least until we hear Steph's side of the story...
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